SUPER-LONG LOVE REPORT
I had to work hard for this Valentine's Day Hinge love report.
Reopen her 3 times & a LOT of baiting
Here's an example of the perfect tinder openers and baits till getting her on a date
Tinder opener:
You have a great vibe about you
Probably my second favourite Hinge opener because you can say it to any girl and they will respond well. It also open loops them and baits them into asking about the specific vibe they exhibit. Itās also not super gamey or cringe. Great opener for Hinge.
Funsized & ambitious American that enjoys cuddles & nice wine
Funsized because of her height, ambitious because she has her PhD in psychology. Cuddles & wine because every girl likes this. A very high-probability text.
Oh?
Prompting her to explain.
Well if you bring that sexy accent & good vibes then I can bring the nice wine
Slight sexualise while addressing her little concern about the nice wine.
You look like a lot of fun, where are you staying?
She said ādealā and had a fair amount of compliance for me so I move things more towards the close here, while also qualifying her.
Perfect, I wonder if you have one of my weaknesses thoughā¦
I wanted 2 things here. To run weaknesses routine. And also to bait her to qualify more, eliciting more investment.
Iām weak for emotional & intellectual depth, accents & a great booty
Standard weaknesses
Sure, just as long as the booty is great!
Sexualising
Youāll have to wear something sexy for our romantic date!
Baiting romantic date & sexualising
Is that your style?
Here she says a weird suggestion. So I sent this text to sort of call her out or punish her uncalibrated text when we were in the middle of sexualising.
Lingerie or sexy stockings is more my vibe but Iām open-minded!
Offer her a few suggestions in a witty manner.
Absolutely.
She offers a suggestion and I agree. Absolutely is a lot stronger than just āyeahā when you need to concur with something.
Crossing my fingers hoping you have a sexy corset
Wanted to know that she has it for sure.
If youāre too shy I totally understand!
Calling her out on not replying in the middle of sexual topic.
So tell me a little about you
I got this text from Metin Bkool. This is a good way to get more investment & get her to open up a little. You can also use some of the information you get here to open up new threads of conversation.
Where to start! Ambitious. Charming. Confident. Passionate about gym, reading and having fun with friends. Great oral skills. Humble.
DHV in a witty way.
Nice perhaps we should change that
Talking about her corset.
Honestly, Iād rather we just see how the chemistry is first. No expectations on my end
She gives off a very nonchalant & low-compliance response through the āwe will see.ā As such, this prompted me to prize frame, take a step back from the sexualisation and suggest we meet under a more platonic frame. The reason is because I was getting sexual non-compliance, when I slightly dropped the sexualisation, I then got much more compliance as you will see...
Nice, do you like wine?
Typical closing sequence
Great, letās split a bottle & see how the chemistry is. Red or white?
Decision close
Done. Whatās your schedule like next week?
Screen
Hmm. Solution?
I want her to offer a suggestion because she hasnāt told me which specific evening she could be free to enjoy a nice bottle of wine. Itās a good prizing frame text because it prompts her to make the move and suggest the date.
I like that idea. Shoot me your number for white wine arrangement purposes!
Number close
Hey itās Christian from the thing
Open on text
What happened to our love?
Reopen her in a funny, witty, non-reactive way. Refer to my reopening guide for a complete results-driven & tested guide of the best reo-peners!
Iām sure youāll make it up to me on our romantic date
Punishing non-compliance & baiting date. I sent this text wanting her to ask when this romantic date will be
So what trouble are you causing?
Another way of saying āHow are you?ā
Do you have coconut oil? Booty massages are the best for a hangover!
I got this text from David Swift Manu Chong but modified it a bit to suit this girl. This text is GOLD & works like a charm!
Missing out! It has many uses. Can I be honest with you?
Starting open-loop routine
One thing about you makes me very curiousā¦
Open-loop routine
Please tell me you still have that sexy American accent
Baiting her to qualify more because I still didnāt feel I had that much investment for a date. I could also have said after this text āCan't wait to hear it!ā or something like that
Breaking my heart [name]
Punishing in a witty fashion
Hey trouble
MY THIRD REOPEN!
How goes thy Thursday?
Better than saying āHow are you?ā
How did Tasmania treat you?
Making conversation
Manage to get a sexy tan with all this outdoors adventures?
Sexualising off her response.
Iāll have to see it on our romantic date!
Baiting date once more
Soon before that tan wears off. Whatās your schedule like?
FINALLYYYY SHE BITES on the āromantic dateā
Feeling spontaneous tonight?
Screening / feeler text
Perfect cuddling weather. Since you tick off my weaknesses I could swing by with a nice bottle?
I love this text because of a few reasons. Whenever a girl complains about the cold you can say itās cuddling weather. Second, I qualify her once more about the weaknesses (giving justification is more likely to elicit compliance - Influence by Robert Cialdini). Moreover, the term āswing byā suggests that the date will be at hers.
How romantic. And does it have a comfy pillow & blanket for me if I have a little too much wine?
Another way of asking her can I stay the night because I donāt want to drink wine then have to drive home - that would be illegal.
Sounds like the most romantic Valentineās date! 9pm?
Great, wear something cute
Because thatās what I like
Just hopping in the shower. Text you when Iām 20 away
Confirming
I had to work hard for this Valentine's Day Hinge love report.
Reopen her 3 times & a LOT of baiting
Here's an example of the perfect tinder openers and baits till getting her on a date
Tinder opener:
You have a great vibe about you
Probably my second favourite Hinge opener because you can say it to any girl and they will respond well. It also open loops them and baits them into asking about the specific vibe they exhibit. Itās also not super gamey or cringe. Great opener for Hinge.
Funsized & ambitious American that enjoys cuddles & nice wine
Funsized because of her height, ambitious because she has her PhD in psychology. Cuddles & wine because every girl likes this. A very high-probability text.
Oh?
Prompting her to explain.
Well if you bring that sexy accent & good vibes then I can bring the nice wine
Slight sexualise while addressing her little concern about the nice wine.
You look like a lot of fun, where are you staying?
She said ādealā and had a fair amount of compliance for me so I move things more towards the close here, while also qualifying her.
Perfect, I wonder if you have one of my weaknesses thoughā¦
I wanted 2 things here. To run weaknesses routine. And also to bait her to qualify more, eliciting more investment.
Iām weak for emotional & intellectual depth, accents & a great booty
Standard weaknesses
Sure, just as long as the booty is great!
Sexualising
Youāll have to wear something sexy for our romantic date!
Baiting romantic date & sexualising
Is that your style?
Here she says a weird suggestion. So I sent this text to sort of call her out or punish her uncalibrated text when we were in the middle of sexualising.
Lingerie or sexy stockings is more my vibe but Iām open-minded!
Offer her a few suggestions in a witty manner.
Absolutely.
She offers a suggestion and I agree. Absolutely is a lot stronger than just āyeahā when you need to concur with something.
Crossing my fingers hoping you have a sexy corset
Wanted to know that she has it for sure.
If youāre too shy I totally understand!
Calling her out on not replying in the middle of sexual topic.
So tell me a little about you
I got this text from Metin Bkool. This is a good way to get more investment & get her to open up a little. You can also use some of the information you get here to open up new threads of conversation.
Where to start! Ambitious. Charming. Confident. Passionate about gym, reading and having fun with friends. Great oral skills. Humble.
DHV in a witty way.
Nice perhaps we should change that
Talking about her corset.
Honestly, Iād rather we just see how the chemistry is first. No expectations on my end
She gives off a very nonchalant & low-compliance response through the āwe will see.ā As such, this prompted me to prize frame, take a step back from the sexualisation and suggest we meet under a more platonic frame. The reason is because I was getting sexual non-compliance, when I slightly dropped the sexualisation, I then got much more compliance as you will see...
Nice, do you like wine?
Typical closing sequence
Great, letās split a bottle & see how the chemistry is. Red or white?
Decision close
Done. Whatās your schedule like next week?
Screen
Hmm. Solution?
I want her to offer a suggestion because she hasnāt told me which specific evening she could be free to enjoy a nice bottle of wine. Itās a good prizing frame text because it prompts her to make the move and suggest the date.
I like that idea. Shoot me your number for white wine arrangement purposes!
Number close
Hey itās Christian from the thing
Open on text
What happened to our love?
Reopen her in a funny, witty, non-reactive way. Refer to my reopening guide for a complete results-driven & tested guide of the best reo-peners!
Iām sure youāll make it up to me on our romantic date
Punishing non-compliance & baiting date. I sent this text wanting her to ask when this romantic date will be
So what trouble are you causing?
Another way of saying āHow are you?ā
Do you have coconut oil? Booty massages are the best for a hangover!
I got this text from David Swift Manu Chong but modified it a bit to suit this girl. This text is GOLD & works like a charm!
Missing out! It has many uses. Can I be honest with you?
Starting open-loop routine
One thing about you makes me very curiousā¦
Open-loop routine
Please tell me you still have that sexy American accent
Baiting her to qualify more because I still didnāt feel I had that much investment for a date. I could also have said after this text āCan't wait to hear it!ā or something like that
Breaking my heart [name]
Punishing in a witty fashion
Hey trouble
MY THIRD REOPEN!
How goes thy Thursday?
Better than saying āHow are you?ā
How did Tasmania treat you?
Making conversation
Manage to get a sexy tan with all this outdoors adventures?
Sexualising off her response.
Iāll have to see it on our romantic date!
Baiting date once more
Soon before that tan wears off. Whatās your schedule like?
FINALLYYYY SHE BITES on the āromantic dateā
Feeling spontaneous tonight?
Screening / feeler text
Perfect cuddling weather. Since you tick off my weaknesses I could swing by with a nice bottle?
I love this text because of a few reasons. Whenever a girl complains about the cold you can say itās cuddling weather. Second, I qualify her once more about the weaknesses (giving justification is more likely to elicit compliance - Influence by Robert Cialdini). Moreover, the term āswing byā suggests that the date will be at hers.
How romantic. And does it have a comfy pillow & blanket for me if I have a little too much wine?
Another way of asking her can I stay the night because I donāt want to drink wine then have to drive home - that would be illegal.
Sounds like the most romantic Valentineās date! 9pm?
Great, wear something cute
Because thatās what I like
Just hopping in the shower. Text you when Iām 20 away
Confirming